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My name is Travis Lampke, and I am snuggly (i.e. Big). My snuggliness is one of my favorite things about me (The snuggle part, not the fat part). I have often been likened to a large teddy bear (like...really often), and while this used to bother me, I've gotten used to it. (Comes with the territory) Cuz you know what? (What?) Teddy Bears are fucking adorable. (They are) Oh yeah, I'm 20, into Theatre, Blink 182, and Neil Patrick Harris. (Sex) Also, I'm in love. (A lot) Also, dolphins are adorable.
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alvin-yeslikethechipmunk: good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left…. **EDIT** i actually want to know what it is that is next to you for me it is actually an animal patterned blanket (fleece) so what is yours? A pint of Hacker Pschorr Weiss…Fuck. Yes.

alvin-yeslikethechipmunk:

good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left….

**EDIT**

i actually want to know what it is that is next to you

for me it is actually an animal patterned blanket (fleece)

so what is yours?

A pint of Hacker Pschorr Weiss…
Fuck. Yes.

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  3. i-want-it-painted-black reblogged this from alvin-yeslikethechipmunk and added:
    A curtain… I wonder how I can work this curtain in some way so...chops off zombie heads.
  4. ketaminekissesandlove reblogged this from markhoppus and added:
    hmm, cat treats, an ashtray, tobacco, rolling papers, filters and a clipper lighter. Im fucked
  5. ohi-hey-hello reblogged this from markhoppus and added:
    My earphones, what a great weapon
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    a pair of combat boots. i guess i’ll just be running away from my impending doom
  9. athousandworlds reblogged this from hodgekiss and added:
    Unicorn pillow pet! Heck yes.
  10. hodgekiss reblogged this from alvin-yeslikethechipmunk and added:
    this might work.
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    um, Hello Kitty lamp?
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    My cat!? NOOOOOOOO D:
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  19. drinkingcinnabears reblogged this from hiphypocrite and added:
    I suppose I could throw a shoe >_>
  20. classicalbeast reblogged this from hiphypocrite and added:
    Graphing calculator.
  21. hiphypocrite reblogged this from alvin-yeslikethechipmunk and added:
    A pikachu backpack. We will destroy all.
  22. love-alwayscharlie reblogged this from markhoppus and added:
    multiple CDs and random magazines and other shit. all just a pile of crap. Awesome.
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  25. reaganmcraven reblogged this from markhoppus and added:
    A bag of tortilla chips. I’m dead. good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left…. **EDIT** i actually want to know what...
  26. she-who-must-not-b-named reblogged this from re030 and added:
    The wall…Fuck yeah.gonna build a fortress around me so unless spiderman turns into mother fucking zombie,i am safe.
  27. re030 reblogged this from yelyahwilliams and added:
    My cat. AHAHAHAHAH SCREW YOU ZOMBIES. YOU’RE DEAD. DEAD.
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  29. yourmomscake reblogged this from markhoppus and added:
    a blanket with an eagle on it.
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    My ipod. Great now I can take videos, pictures, and make notes of everything that is going on…up until I die in the...
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    a box of chocolates…..I’ll just distract them by having a snack with them. Yes.
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  34. iknow-themuffinman reblogged this from imlouisejuan and added:
    a blackberry………..
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    a fucking LAMP!!yeah
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    Christmas tree! wow yeah id be screwd -____-
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    My leather jacket. I’ll be the badass character that doesn’t wear enough clothing, and eventually gets killed.
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    A Snapple Bottle… not sure how...feel about that.
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    salgadinho… Asfixiar os zumbis, será que rola?