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alvin-yeslikethechipmunk: good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left…. **EDIT** i actually want to know what it is that is next to you for me it is actually an animal patterned blanket (fleece) so what is yours? A pint of Hacker Pschorr Weiss…Fuck. Yes.

alvin-yeslikethechipmunk:

good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left….

**EDIT**

i actually want to know what it is that is next to you

for me it is actually an animal patterned blanket (fleece)

so what is yours?

A pint of Hacker Pschorr Weiss…
Fuck. Yes.

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    …my friend maya?
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    my flying - V guitar……
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    water bottle….
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    It’s a curtain…. Fuck.
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    my dog. watch out zombies
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    My iPhone…..ok lets fucking do this
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    its nice to know i have my window as a weapon
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    I WILL WATCH MARK DOCUMENT THE CHAOS AS I USE THAT NICE AIR POCKET TO CALM DOWN MY HYPERVENTILATING.
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    Nintendo 64.. -_-
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    a paper……… ._.
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    A pillow. Those zombies are just shitting themselves in fear
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    COLORED PENCILS OH HELL YEAH
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    My Mugen seats . lol
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    Awww shit I got a wire. That ain’t shit.
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    a fucking pillow…..
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    I have an AR-15 and a stuffed moose to my left.
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    a nail clipper. -.-
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    A shower curtain ….
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    There is a coffee cup and a lighter sitting on top of the glass table.
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    a can of monster. yeah bitches. i’m gonna blow the apocalypse.
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    oh sweet i have a sliding door.. BITCH, THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A DOOR?!
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    I have so much crap on the left…..ksweet
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    A stereo - kill them with CHER. :L
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    My neighbors G35 :3
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    Nothing besides a wall.
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    There is a wall. Do I use the wall?
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    xbox 360 controller, lols
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    so much shit to my left, but ill go with rubik’s cube being that its closest LETS DO THIS!
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    gona whip them zombies with my audio cable