My name is Travis Lampke, and I am snuggly (i.e. Big). My snuggliness is one of my favorite things about me (The snuggle part, not the fat part). I have often been likened to a large teddy bear (like...really often), and while this used to bother me, I've gotten used to it. (Comes with the territory) Cuz you know what? (What?) Teddy Bears are fucking adorable. (They are) Oh yeah, I'm 21, into Theatre, Blink 182, and Neil Patrick Harris. (Sex) Also, I'm in love. (A lot) Also, dolphins are adorable.
I've lived in Bloomington, Indiana my entire life. I'm about to start training to become a licensed Massage Therapist. Don't worry, if you're my friend, you still get free massages.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
But the screen on my laptop broke, so now it’s a desktop, and the only monitor I have for it is actually my tv, which is not comfortable to sit at. Then, as if to add insult to injury, upgrading my iPhone to iOS 5 caused it to find a new life as a $400 paperweight. And last week the screen of my Kindle decided to freeze in place on one page of Game of Thrones, which was a good page, but I really want to read the next one. Why does technology hate me?