My name is Travis Lampke, and I am snuggly (i.e. Big). My snuggliness is one of my favorite things about me (The snuggle part, not the fat part). I have often been likened to a large teddy bear (like...really often), and while this used to bother me, I've gotten used to it. (Comes with the territory) Cuz you know what? (What?) Teddy Bears are fucking adorable. (They are) Oh yeah, I'm 21, into Theatre, Blink 182, and Neil Patrick Harris. (Sex) Also, I'm in love. (A lot) Also, dolphins are adorable.
I've lived in Bloomington, Indiana my entire life. I'm about to start training to become a licensed Massage Therapist. Don't worry, if you're my friend, you still get free massages.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Womp.
FUNNK JOKE SOUNDHEIM 1 2 12/8
If there are giants in the sky, then there are angels on the Earth.
trololol oh Sondheim, you brilliant, evil man.
bahahahahahhaahahahaaa
bahahahha I love this.
PERFECTION. Oh my goodness this is so true.
LMAO!! True story. If you EVER do this show, being deep sea breath holding techniques.