My name is Travis Lampke, and I am snuggly (i.e. Big). My snuggliness is one of my favorite things about me (The snuggle part, not the fat part). I have often been likened to a large teddy bear (like...really often), and while this used to bother me, I've gotten used to it. (Comes with the territory) Cuz you know what? (What?) Teddy Bears are fucking adorable. (They are) Oh yeah, I'm 21, into Theatre, Blink 182, and Neil Patrick Harris. (Sex) Also, I'm in love. (A lot) Also, dolphins are adorable.
I've lived in Bloomington, Indiana my entire life. I'm about to start training to become a licensed Massage Therapist. Don't worry, if you're my friend, you still get free massages.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
GIVEAWAY!
Hey guys, as promised, I am doing a giveaway of a box of pop-tarts, personally signed by Scott Barnhardt, who plays Elder Pop-Tarts in the broadway musical The Book of Mormon! (I have another signed box that I am keeping for myself, don’t worry.)
So here are the rules to enter—
- Must reblog this post.
Rules over. The winner will be chosen in a week or two by use of random number generator. Good luck!
This is hilarious and amazing. :D
(Source: gaymis)