My name is Travis Lampke, and I am snuggly (i.e. Big). My snuggliness is one of my favorite things about me (The snuggle part, not the fat part). I have often been likened to a large teddy bear (like...really often), and while this used to bother me, I've gotten used to it. (Comes with the territory) Cuz you know what? (What?) Teddy Bears are fucking adorable. (They are) Oh yeah, I'm 21, into Theatre, Blink 182, and Neil Patrick Harris. (Sex) Also, I'm in love. (A lot) Also, dolphins are adorable.
I've lived in Bloomington, Indiana my entire life. I'm about to start training to become a licensed Massage Therapist. Don't worry, if you're my friend, you still get free massages.

 

Just finished Season 5 of Dexter

God damn this show is so good.  Why did it take me this long to watch it?  And why the fuck can’t Lumen be a regular?!

  1. fohawkhawtie answered: I KNOW RIGHT?! I LOVED LUMEN :
  2. givemedopamine answered: cause she’s a heartless cunt that used Dexter to solve her problems then peaced the fuck out when he needed her.
  3. meganmagnificent answered: because she left that’s why
  4. lookethatmyface posted this