My name is Travis Lampke, and I am snuggly (i.e. Big). My snuggliness is one of my favorite things about me (The snuggle part, not the fat part). I have often been likened to a large teddy bear (like...really often), and while this used to bother me, I've gotten used to it. (Comes with the territory) Cuz you know what? (What?) Teddy Bears are fucking adorable. (They are) Oh yeah, I'm 21, into Theatre, Blink 182, and Neil Patrick Harris. (Sex) Also, I'm in love. (A lot) Also, dolphins are adorable.
I've lived in Bloomington, Indiana my entire life. I'm about to start training to become a licensed Massage Therapist. Don't worry, if you're my friend, you still get free massages.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Holy shit! So many new followers!
Well, hello there! My name is Travis Lampke and it’s lovely to meet you all! So, since you’re all new here, let me give you the Sparknotes of me :)
This is my face! 
…and also my torso.
I’m 21 years old and live in Bloomington, IN. I’m a Junior in college, studying Massage and Physical therapy. I give out a lot of massages, so if you know me IRL, hit me up. I am obsessed with many things, chief among them are as follows: Anything Joss Whedon has ever touched, Blink 182, Neil Patrick Harris (love me please), Theatre, Harry Potter, Shakespeare, Doctor Who, Dexter, Dinosaurs, Darren Criss, Improv Comedy, Henry Irvings, Ellen Terry, Aldous Huxley, Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Moore, J.R.R. Tolkien, Tattoos (I have two), and my girlfriend’s Hedgehog, Rosie. Also, my girlfriend.
Speaking of my girlfriend, this is her!
http://invisibletouch.tumblr.com/
You should follow her, cuz she’s pretty. And also because of reasons.
This is me in a nutshell, only not because I typed too many words for a nutshell unless it was one of those Coco de Mers, because they are huge! Random completely inapplicable knowledge! That accounts for almost everything I say!
So, welcome internets. It’s good to meet you. Talk to me whenever you wish, submit whatever you feel like, and feel free to photoshop any and all pictures I post of myself into ungodly, immoral situations.
