My name is Travis Lampke, and I am snuggly (i.e. Big). My snuggliness is one of my favorite things about me (The snuggle part, not the fat part). I have often been likened to a large teddy bear (like...really often), and while this used to bother me, I've gotten used to it. (Comes with the territory) Cuz you know what? (What?) Teddy Bears are fucking adorable. (They are) Oh yeah, I'm 21, into Theatre, Blink 182, and Neil Patrick Harris. (Sex) Also, I'm in love. (A lot) Also, dolphins are adorable.
I've lived in Bloomington, Indiana my entire life. I'm about to start training to become a licensed Massage Therapist. Don't worry, if you're my friend, you still get free massages.

 

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girlargueswithtree:

obligated to reblog every time I see it

I really hope this was just a thing the cat did, and we all haven’t been laughing at a video of the last 30 seconds of a cat’s life before its head inexplicably exploded

(Source: knewdrew)

  1. didtheimpossible reblogged this from lezzerlee
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    Matt, make your cat do this. XD
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    WHAT. IN. THE. FUCK.
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    I AM CHOKING ON MY TEARS OF LAUGHTER
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    I’m dying so hard right now.
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    taking-breaths—to-stay:
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    this cat spoke another language o_O
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    I fucking love cats.
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    MY CAT HEARD THIS AND WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND JUMPED UP TO SNIFF THE COMPUTER TO FIGURE OUT WTF THAT SOUND WAS. AND I...
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