My name is Travis Lampke, and I am snuggly (i.e. Big). My snuggliness is one of my favorite things about me (The snuggle part, not the fat part). I have often been likened to a large teddy bear (like...really often), and while this used to bother me, I've gotten used to it. (Comes with the territory) Cuz you know what? (What?) Teddy Bears are fucking adorable. (They are) Oh yeah, I'm 21, into Theatre, Blink 182, and Neil Patrick Harris. (Sex) Also, I'm in love. (A lot) Also, dolphins are adorable.
I've lived in Bloomington, Indiana my entire life. I'm about to start training to become a licensed Massage Therapist. Don't worry, if you're my friend, you still get free massages.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Calendar Club of Danger and Fun: Americans: Help me out?
I have to do a thing on dialects, and I’d rather do it without any IRL socializing. So if anyone would be willing to fill this out, I’d very much appreciate it. Put it in my ask, fanmail, reblog it, any way works.
So, here goes:
What do you call/how do you…
Age: 21
Male
Pizza Delivery Driver
Some College
Bloomington, IN USA
- Kleenex
- Wash Cloth
- Car
- Typically just say “Coke” then specify what kind, but Soda as well. Never Pop
- Mom
- Dad
- Mammaw
- Pappaw
- Breakfast Lunch and Dinner
(Source: peachesenregalia)
“When I hear “I’ll Make a Man Out Of You” during Mulan, I can’t help think about the irony that Li Shang’s voice actor is gay.”
Except Shang’s singing voice was not Miguel Ferrer, but Donny Osmond, who is a Mormon and as such is against marriage equality.
Kim Jong-Il looking at the inside of a coffin.
Ron Paul fails to vote against NDAA (the bill authorizing indefinite detention of American citizens)
But I thought he was going to save us all from the Big Government menace?
In Paul’s defense, he is running for President and has been campaigning like crazy in Iowa and New Hampshire in order to secure those primaries. He probably understood the bill was going to pass anyways and instead chose to focus his energies on his campaign, where he could arguably have a much greater impact.
You don’t run a campaign on the concept of absolute liberty and then fail to vote against the gravest attack on our civil liberties since the McCarthy era. Is Paul too busy to protect liberty? What a principled guy….
What in the fuck.
When You’re running for President, you have obligations. If a vote gets called while you are out of the state, with commitments to appear at events in the state that holds the first primary in only 16 days, there’s not much you can do. Not being able to get to Washington due to campaign commitments is not the same as voting for a bill.
Well hi there! I can hold my breath for about 1:54 seconds. That’s above water. Underwater, it’s much less. :P How about yourself?
dinosaur aerobics?
No, the treadmill turns the pages of the book so he can read. Dinosaurs don’t have opposable thumbs :P
(Source: spacehamsters)
84-year-old Occupy Seattle participant Dorli Rainey, pictured above after being pepper sprayed by Seattle Police on November 15th.
She later wrote about the incident:
“Something funny happened on my way to a transportation meeting in Northgate. As I got off the bus at 3rd and Pine I heard helicopters above. Knowing that the problems of New York would certainly precipitate action by Occupy Seattle, I thought I better check it out. Especially since only yesterday the City Government made a grandiose gesture to protect free speech. Well free speech does have its limits as I found out as the cops shoved their bicycles into the crowd and simultaneously pepper sprayed the so captured protesters. If it had not been for my Hero (Iraq Vet Caleb) I would have been down on the ground and trampled. This is what democracy looks like. It certainly left an impression on the people who rode the No. 1 bus home with me. In the women’s movement there were signs which said: “Screw us and we multiply.’”
Whoa. No! I mean hiyaa, but like, i’faith, whoa.
Get back to America!!!
I'm so bored!!! Ask me things!!!
1: What is your full name?
2: Have you ever stolen something, and if yes what was it?
3: Do you believe in love at first sight?
4: Type the first complete paragraph on page 74 of the nearest book to you.
5: What can you smell right now?
6: Post a picture of your current workspace.
7: Which is your favourite fanfic and why?
8: write a short poem about the person you are currently in love with. (You do not need to mention who they are.)
9: Do you keep a scrapbook? If yes, what do you put in it?
10: Reply to this with 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' in your own handwriting.
11: Which city or town were you born in?
12: How long can you hold your breath for?
13: Press ctrl + V in the reply box and publish your answer. (Let's see what you last copied.)
14: What can you currently hear?
15: What is the colour of your shirt?
16: What colour are your socks today?
17: If you could have any type of hair and hairdo you wished for, how would you choose to have your hair?
18: What is the worst thing that's been shown at the West End or Broadway in your lifetime?
19: What are your OTPs?
20: Which popular ships do you disagree with?
21: Have you ever written fanfiction?
22: List all of the celebrities you have met personally.
23: Unpopular opinion?
24: What time is it and where are you?
25: Look at your iPod. What is the name of the last song you listened to? Which band/artist is it by?
26: What was the last thing you texted someone?
27: What was the last thing someone texted you?
28: Draw a unicorn being ridden by one of your OTPs and reply with your drawing.
29: What is the name of the last country you took an aeroplane to?
30: Have you ever punched someone? If yes, who and why?
31: Have you ever resorted to self-harm?
32: Who is your most favourite author?
33: Which childhood television program do you miss the most?
34: What is usually the first thing to pass your lips in the morning?
35: What was the last thing you watched on television and how long ago was it?
36: What is your claim to fame?
37: How far have you ever gone with the opposite sex?
38: How far have you ever gone with the same sex?
39: Do you believe in the theory of Evolution?
40: Shut your eyes for a minute. Describe clearly what you saw.
41: Are you currently in love?
42: How many bones have you broken in your body before?
45: What do you consider the comfiest comfort food of all?
46: What song do you listen to when you are feeling glum?
47: What song do you listen to when you're feeling 'psyched'?
48: What are your five most favourite television programs (in no particular order)?
49: Who are your greatest Tumblr friends?
50: How high is your bed from your bedroom floor?
51: Do you have any posters on your bedroom Walls? If yes, what are they of?
52: Are you a grammar nazi?
53: What was the loveliest anonymous message you have ever recieved? Can you remember what it said? If yes, type it up in your reply.
54: do you have any cuddly toys on your bed? If yes, what are they?
55: What annual event do you celebrate the most? And, briefly, how do you celebrate it?
56: What is your father's profession?
57: What colour are the walls in the room you are currently in?
58: Have you ever been to the Olympics? If yes, state the city and the year. If no, why not?
59: What is the weather like right now and what is the temperature outside?
60: Describe one of your cousins. (If you have any)
61: Have you ever lied about your name? If yes, which name did you use instead of your own?
62: what is the worst thing you have ever done to a friend?
63: what did you have for lunch today?
64: describe your least favourite teacher.
65: What object is to your immediate right?
66: How often do you ride a bicycle?
67: Do you exercise? If yes, how?
68: Concentrate. What can you currently taste in your mouth?
69: Did you giggle childishly at this number because of undapper thoughts?
70: Are you double-jointed?
